A wife treats her husband by taking him to a
strip club for his birthday.
At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how
The wife asks, "How does he know you?"
Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him."
Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?"
Jim says to Wife, "Before you say anything,
He's on the Darts team."
Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do you crave the
The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her &
jumps into a taxi. The Taxi driver Says, "Hey
You picked up an ugly one this time..."
Jim's Funeral is on Sunday!!!